Autobiography: Kruel

Kruel is the embodiment of Doom

My name is not Kruel. I feel that I thrive in cringe there fore I must protect my identity by employing the powerful concept known as a pseudonym. Because this website will reach far and wide across the world to millions of people. I am certain of the fact that the traffic will be completely comprised of real humans and it won’t totally be 99% web spiders and people who know me. Absolutely not, and if you know me in person, no you don’t because Kruel is not real.

Getting that out of the way… We can commence. I was born one day, many nights ago. I like math coffee and bread. And if you have not picked up yet, I have a propencity to over use satire. I think that’s all I need to say about myself right now.